So some bitch dies an' everyone cries about it, then she's outta the ground again. Dumbass sentimental suckers, heheh! Oh no, can't go a single day without our superhero friends!

[HORRIBLE LAUGHTER]

Didn't anyone ever teach ya not to rely on anyone but yerself?

[Cracking sound, then... crunching sound. Like he's eating bones, or something ( Read more... )

[BACKGROUND NOISE. Day three of the carny road trip and he's already annoyed as hell by everyone else.

Especially Deadpool.]

-- GET THE HELL OUT--

[STATICHowdy, all. 'Case you haven't noticed, I'm on vacation. Yep! 'S hard work goin' on murder sprees an' fuckin' up the beeyootiful architecture of that there City, but someone's gotta do it ( Read more... )

[Video flicks on. There's a big ugly smear o' blood over about 1/3 of the lens, which itself is cracked and just generally messed up. OBVIOUSLY someone isn't taking care of the thing. Carnage - or rather, his arms and some tentacles - are seen. Holding a pigeon and twisting its head off. Then tossing it off the roof of whatever run-down building he ( Read more... )

[At first there is only laughter. Grating and loud, and somehow... hickish.

You can just tell.

The laughing downgrades to a creepy sort of giggle accompanied by a hard cracking sound, like cement getting smashed with something.]

Aw hell.

I missed alla you so much ( Read more... )

( filtered to Norman. cut because huge. )

[There's some shaky and brief camera footage of this going on. HMM, looks like some familiar faces, albeit blurry as hell. And then there's a reporter.]

Chaos and mayhem are the flavors of the week for this ice cream truck. Two apparent "heroes", identified as Spider-Man and Hawkeye by anonymous sources, utterly snapped earlier this afternoon, ( Read more... )

FUUUUUUUUUCK.

[the camera is placed at an odd angle, facing upward at the dark sky and tilted so that walls of an alleyway are slightly visible. it's as if it's been dropped on the ground in the middle of recording something. there's relative silence and no movement for a moment, when suddenly a figure - looking a lot like Spider-Man, though it's hard to tell in ( Read more... )

Well shit on hickory, y'done got me again. Got me real good. Don't matter none, 'cause I don't plan on stayin' very long this time either.

Hey, while I'm waitin' for that dipshit, anyone wanna come visit? This cot fits two if y'ain't a fatass, hahahahaha!

It's Saturday night.

What the hell're are you shitheads doin' apart from suckin' each others dicks and gettin' slammed up the ass? WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GIRLFRIEND?!

Y'all better start talkin' or I'ma kill a hundred a' those little girls that make all you pussies so fucking worked up.